All I want to know is where I’m going to die so I'll never go there.
- Unknown. Popularized by Charlie Munger.
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The fact that so many successful politicians are such shameless liars is not only a reflection on them, it is also a reflection on us. When the people want the impossible, only liars can satisfy.
"Now I know there are people who disagree with me, they say 'I think popcorn can't be number one, because it gets stuck in your teeth.' And yes, it does get stuck in your teeth, and that feels bad, but that bad feeling is offset by how good it feels when you finally get it out of there."
“The next time I get cancelled for a joke, I’m going to make a public statement. I’m going to say (sarcastically), ‘I'm sorry.’ And then they’ll say, ‘You don’t really mean that apology.” And then I’ll say, ‘So I can say something and not mean it? Now you're getting it.”
Clearly you didnt read the other quotes. Someone can never draw up a list of things he would never think of! And he wouldnt think like 7 bulk heads would break, because what could cause that? Any damage would be to less than that.
-Fyodor Dostoyevsky (in Crime and Punishment Part 4 Chapter 4)
"This is not peace. It is an armistice for 20 years."
-Ferdinand Foch, 1919 (Attributed to him by Winston Churchill)
"One day the great European War will come out of some damned foolish thing in the Balkans.”
-Otto von Bismarck, 1888
"You will be home before the leaves have fallen from the trees."
-Wilhelm II, August 1914
-Bob Monkhouse
There are guys in Alabama who are their own father.
- Dennis Miller
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours.
- Yogi Berra
-Yogi Berra
—Ivan Decker
—Jimmy Carr
- Captain Edward Smith, RMS Titanic
-Hermann Meyer
-Chuck Yeager
If you can walk away from the plane after a landing, it's a good landing. If you can still use the plane the next day, it's an outstanding landing.
-also Chuck Yeager