Terrible Jokes — Click Quiz

I’ve heard that boron is the lamest element.

A student asks his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. The teacher replies with “Sing the alphabet first” The boy then sings “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ”. The teacher then asks “Where’s the P?” The student replies with…

What did one piece of paper say when he saw another piece of paper being split in half?

I heard McDonald’s has been killing bugs and frying them into this new food item.

A man stumbles across a traffic light that is stuck on red and will never turn green. He then texts his friend, who repairs traffic lights, but unfortunately…

Friend 1 to Friend 2: “Hit me up later bro!” Then later…

My friend once told me about the time he vandalized tombstones.

Vatican City has won the best flag contest.

Can just one bird tango?

I heard about a guy whose hair randomly turned gray.

A guy asks a girl “What is your birthday?” The girl replies with “March 1st”.

An angry man intentionally tipped over a large container full of venomous snakes, which later killed him.

Why would it be dangerous to scramble neon?

Why are jellyfish such terrible lovers?