Roald Dahl Charachters By Quote

"I've read it, Ms. Trunchbull."

"So little to do and so much time!"

"Does he always speak like that?"

"It's got teeth like screwdrivers!"

"I won't have flies in my office!"

"We are chopping people's heads off like you are chopping parsley."

"Your head is full of rotten-wool."

"From now on, you must eat cabbage three times a day. Mountains of cabbage!"

"I am a retired witchophile."

"The answer is three eights! Or is it eight threes? What's the difference between three eights and eight threes? Tell me that, you mangled little wurzel!"

"I don't want a mouse for a son!"

"When she lowered herself into the chair, there was a loud squelching noise similar to that made by a hippopotamus when lowering its foot into the mud on the banks of the Limpopo River."

"I said, you chose books and I chose looks."

"I am a pest!"

"I can smell that man Bean from a mile away. He stinks."

"Stop that immediately and get on with your work, you nasty little beast!"

"Tortoises are very backward creatures."

"Now what on earth could that be? I have heard of a fish-pie and a fish-cake and a fish-finger, but I've never heard of a fish-monger. Are these mongers good to eat?"

"Don't worry, I can mince it all up very fine and you won't even know the difference. Lovely slugburgers. Delicious wormburgers."

"I just knew Augustus would find a Golden Ticket. He eats so many chocolate bars a day that it was almost impossible for him not to find one.