Statistics for Malapropisms Quiz

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Malapropism	Correct Word	% Correct
Everyone at the office has their own cuticle	Cubicle	95%
The city had to be evaporated due to the large storm	Evacuated	95%
This vinegar is too Hasidic!	Acidic	94%
I have a photogenic memory	Photographic	92%
He's a wolf in cheap clothing	Sheep's	91%
Darwin is perhaps history's most famous naturist	Naturalist	85%
She's a flamingo dancer	Flamenco	81%
Lead the way as we precede	Proceed	81%
Drake was the first Englishman to circumvent the globe	Circumnavigate	77%
It's a mute point	Moot	75%
A crab is a crushed Asian	Crustacean	74%
The facts that I eluded to earlier	Alluded	71%
The court had wonton disregard for the law	Wanton	64%
This text is chalk full of mistakes	Chock	58%
The errors were exasperated by poor communication	Exacerbated	42%
The life of man is nasty, British, and short	Brutish	41%
Wikipedia is a suppository of knowledge	Repository	40%
He negotiated a constipation package at his new job	Compensation	36%
She felt ambiguous about the job offer	Ambivalent	35%
That explanation doesn't jive with the evidence	Jibe	35%