Dimby's Old-Timey Yarns - Habsburg Havoc!

This quiz's purpose is to teach you as you write it. It challenges you to make educated guesses about minor events in broader history. The focus here is to learn the story of Franz Joseph's difficulties in finding a suitable heir, not to get all the questions right.
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1. Franz Joseph became the emperor of Austria-Hungary in 1848 and had his first son in 1858, Rudolf Joseph. Wanting a manly heir, in what strange way did Joseph toughen up his pre-teen son?
Lil' Rudolph was put in charge of an infantry regiment in the Crimean War
Lil' Rudolph was in charge of carrying out all executions in Vienna
Franz would creep into the sleeping boy's room and fire pistols above his head
During winter, Franz would also chase Rudolf a few miles out of the castle and forced the boy to find his own way back.
2. Rudolf and Franz never got along, especially as Rudolf became a bit of a playboy. Things temporarily got better when Rudolf was forced to marry Princess Stephanie of Belgium, but the two could not produce a suitable heir to the throne. Why no heir?
Rudolf's playboy ways ended up giving Stephanie gonorrhea, making her infertile
Being cousins several times over, their children were not considered fit to lead
Against all odds, Stephanie and Rudolf ended up having 8 girls in a row
Rudolf and Stephanie had one daughter, at least. The unhappily married Rudolf spent quite a few nights, it seems, dressing up like a commoner and going drinking and cavorting with random Austrian folks.
3. Rudolf was generally unhappy with his life. He did not love his wife and by this time his father, Emperor Franz, considered Rudy to be mostly incompetent and spoiled. However, Rudy would never sit on the throne. Why?
Rudolf and a 17-year-old actress with whom he was having an affair shot themselves, like Romeo and Juliet
Rudolf married a "lady of the night", moved to America, and eventually co-wrote "Take me Out to the Ball Game" in 1908
Franz fatally shot Rudolf in the chest in a bid to "toughen up the tender-beef pup or be done wtih it"
Rudy and Mary Freiin von Vetsera shot and killed themselves at a hunting lodge in the town of Mayerling. The Mayerling Affair became the biggest international news story of the year.
4. With his son out of the picture, Franz Joseph, now 60, had little chance of having more sons. His younger brother, Karl Ludwig, was chosen to be heir. But he died just seven years later, in 1896. How did he die?
He choked to death while bobbing for apples at a costume ball
An aviation enthusiast, he plummeted from the sky in fiery, homemade, hot air balloon
He drank water straight from the Typhus-contaminated Jordan River on a pilgrimage to Palestine
This might be a bit of a historical tall tale, but he did certainly die of typhus immediately after returning from a visit to the holy land and seeing the Jordan River.
5. Franz Joseph's youngest brother, Ludwig Viktor (nicknamed Luziwuzi), was never named as a possible heir to the throne. In fact, he was forbidden from even living in Vienna because of scandalous behaviour. Why?
Luziwuzi had at least 22 illegitimate children with women of "ill repute" and had at least three "colony wives"
Luziwuzi, who openly cross-dressed and had homophilic soirées, had a lifestyle Franz disapproved of
He traded Bermuda to Great Britain in exchange for a courtship with Princess Mary
Franz Joseph specifically kicked him out of Vienna after a soldier in a bath house slapped Ludwig Viktor in the face for unwanted advances. It is likely that Ludwig's homosexuality and Joseph's homophobia was a key reason Ludwig was never considered to be the heir. There of course would have been an issue with succession if Luziwuzi were named heir, since he did not wish to take a wife or have children.
6. The new heir was *the* Franz Ferdinand, Karl Ludwig's son. This was quite the surprise for him, as he had spent most of his life as a hunter. How many trophies did Franz Ferdinand bag by 1915?
None—he was a net hunter who caught and released
Over 1,000—sadly, more than half were elephants, his favourite animal to hunt
Over 250,000
This was considered excessive even by other royals who spent much of their time big game hunting. Ferdinand traveled across the world, killing as he went. He even had elephant, kangaroo and emu trophies in his castle. His castle, Konopiště, with an assumably garish 100,000 trophies.
7. By 1914, Franz Ferdinand had been Austria's heir over two expansive decades. Austria Hungary had taken control of Bosnia—something many Serbs vehemently resented. Serbian nationalist group The Black Hand tasked a small group to kill Franz Ferdinand. Who were these assassins?
A crack assassin team that had just successfully killed the Russian Tsar's uncle
A police squad that consisted of, oddly, four of Nikolai Tesla's cousins
Some random, angry, idealistic teenagers who were in over their heads
The Black Hand provided a group of teenagers, who called themselves "The Young Bosnians", a few bombs and guns. The youngest was probably only 15 years old.
8. The initial plan for the assassination was to throw a bomb at Franz Ferdinand when he visited Sarajevo. Ferdinand would be a sitting duck while he and his wife waved to the crowds of Sarajevo. Muhamed Mehmedbasic was the first bomb-man on the motorcade's route. But why did Mehmedbasic fail to blow up Ferdinand?
All the assassins were given cyanide pills—which Mehmedbasic stupidly and fatally concealed under his tongue
Mehmedbasic's mother and grandmother happened to be at the very street corner he was assigned
Mehmedbasic chickened out and just wandered off
Mehmedbasic was eventually caught after Princip and Čabrinović were tortured to give up their coconspirators. However, Mehmedbasic escaped a Montenegrin prison (possibly with help from the guards) and went on to fight in World War I and possibly take part in another assassination.
9. A good assassination plan has backup bomb-men. Nedeljko Čabrinović threw a bomb at Ferdinand's car, but Ferdinand's driver saw this and sped off. The fuse, having a ten-second timer, heavily damaged the next car in the motorcade and dozens of bystanders. What happened to Čabrinović?
He took his cyanide pill and then dove over a retaining wall and into the Miljacka River to drown himself
The crowd (who had just been injured by shrapnel) beat him mercilessly, culminating in 34 stab wounds
The shrapnel that sprayed the crowd got him too, cutting a 4 centimetre gash into his heart
Unfortunately, the shrapnel did injure innocent people in the crowd. The people in the car behind Franz Ferdinand's suffered serious injuries.
10. What happened to Cabrinovic's body?
Franz Joseph had it mummified and then put it into a cannon and fired at Serbia in the lead up to World War I
It mysteriously disappeared from the Sarajevo morgue after embalming
Unbelievably, Čabrinović survived these events
The cyanide was quite old and likely impotent, but it did make him vomit. The river was at low tide, so he did not drown.
11. The motorcade sped away and most of the assassins dispersed. One of the assassins, Gavrilo Princip decided to wait along the route in case Ferdinand returned for some reason. Where did he famously wait?
The Lucky Monkey Tavern
Reuben's Eatery
Schiller's Delicatessen
It has been converted, unsurprisingly, into a museum.
12. True or False: Princip ate a sandwich as he waited.
True
False
The sandwich part is untrue and was likely added because it adds a funny element to the story. Sandwiches were not commonly eaten in eastern Europe at this time, and there is no evidence that Princip ate a sandwich, nor that Schiller's even sold sandwiches.
13. Ferdinand and his wife, Sophie, were concerned about the injuries from the bomb. They decided to visit the hospital. The driver was told to avoid the original route, but the first half of the motorcade got confused and went along the original street. When the second half of the motorcade yelled at Ferdinand's driver that he was going the wrong way, how did Ferdinand's driver respond?
He turned around to hear the orders better, lost control, and crashed into a donkey
He declared that he quit his job, stopped, got out, and left Ferdinand stranded in the road
He tried to put his car in reverse immediately, which stalled the engine and locked the gears
It is not fully known why the motorcade failed at such a simple task. It didn't help that Ferdinand's driver spoke neither Austrian nor Bosnian, so it's debatable whether he understood the orders. Still, the first cars in the motorcade went the wrong direction anyway!
14. Ferdinand's car was immobilized right in front of Princip. The assassin pulled out a Browning Semi-automatic pistol and shot Ferdinand and his wife. They died shortly after. What happened to Princip?
Franz Joseph had him executed, embalmed, and launched out of a cannon at Serbia in the lead up to World War I
He was found guilty of high treason and murder, and was the last case of drawing and quartering carried out by a European government
He was legally too young to be executed, so he was tortured and imprisoned, chained to a wall, where he died of tuberculosis
Princip said of the shooting that he regretted shooting the Duchess but was proud that he had killed the Archduke. He would be chained to a prison wall for the remainder of his short life.
15. Franz Joseph's fourth heir had died. At 84 years old, Franz Joseph would now lead his country to war against Serbia and, consequently, the Triple Entente. Who would finally end up succeeding Franz Joseph after all of these twists and turns?
Artur Smit - Franz Ferdinand's niece's husband, who was given the job by the Allies because he agreed to surrender after Joseph's execution in 1917
Karl Franz - Franz Ferdinand's nephew, who became the last emperor after Franz Joseph died in 1916
Nobody - Franz Joseph was still emperor of Austria by 1920, when the Allies dissolved the House of Habsburg
Known as Charles I of Austria, Karl Franz failed to maintain the Austro-Hungarian Empire. After the war was lost, the Austrian Parliament voted to dethrone the Habsburgs and banished Charles. He died in exile in 1922.
4 Comments
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Level 60
Jul 6, 2023
Fun quiz! I definitely learned a lot.

The last sentence of the explanation in #6 doesn't seem to be correct, it's not a complete sentence.

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Level 77
Jul 6, 2023
Good catch!
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Level 73
Jan 19, 2024
13/15 I beat 100% of test takers apparently. Nice quiz, my teacher actually just taught about this the other day, but he didn't go in depth as much. You were really hoping someone's carcass would be fired in a cannon, did that actually happen somewhere?
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Level 77
Jan 19, 2024
Thanks for your interest! As far as I know, no one but circus performers have been shot by cannons. I think it would be a lot of effort to make a cannon specifically to launch bodies for criminal punishment. Torture is a whole lot easier!