Small minds discuss people. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas.
- Henry Thomas Buckle
107
To anyone I've offended, I just want to say: I reinvented electric cars and I'm sending people to Mars in a rocket ship. Did you also think I was gonna be a chill, normal dude?
- Elon Musk
108
People will forget what you said. But people will never forget how you made them feel.
- Unknown. Incorrectly attributed to Maya Angelou.
109
Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive.
"Look again at that dot. That's here. That's us, that's home. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives."
“I've missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times, I've been trusted to take the game-winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
Lincoln went on to taunt Shields’ pursuit of women:
"His very features, in the ecstatic agony of his soul, spoke audibly and distinctly–'Dear girls, it is distressing, but I cannot marry you all. Too well I know how much you suffer; but do, do remember, it is not my fault that I am so handsome and so interesting.'"
Well firstly, the Democratic Republic of the congo probably does not shoot rockets into the earths core to try and find maple syrup for the pancakes in New Caledonia.
And secondly, Sudan is already selling water to the Netherlands, so why is Donald Trump trying to become president, because i missed Saint Lucia on countries of the world?
"Yesterday, you made note of my—the lack of my talent when it came to dancing. But nevertheless, I want you to know I danced with joy. And no question Liberia has gone through very difficult times"
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
"The decision of one man, to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean, of the Ukraine. Iraq too. Anyway — I'm 75."
- Seneca
-Hesiod
- George Washington, probably
-Roman Poet (Search it up, it's someone)
-some kid ahead of me in line at a food truck. I'll call him Jimmy Jenkins.
- Adolf Hitler, possibly
- Millard Fillmore
- Carl Sagan
- Mercedes Lackey
-totally not me
- Michael Jordan
― Herbie Brennan
History, colorized^
-Jim Rohn
— Matthew Arnold
— Unknown
"His very features, in the ecstatic agony of his soul, spoke audibly and distinctly–'Dear girls, it is distressing, but I cannot marry you all. Too well I know how much you suffer; but do, do remember, it is not my fault that I am so handsome and so interesting.'"
-Unknown, often misattributed to Ben Boyce or Jonathan Pryor
- Abraham Lincoln
- Jerry Kaplan
— Will Rodgers
-Lin-Manuel Miranda
— Calvin Coolidge's entire will
-Bela Bartok
— George W. Bush, speaking of the Ukraine War
And secondly, Sudan is already selling water to the Netherlands, so why is Donald Trump trying to become president, because i missed Saint Lucia on countries of the world?
- someoneprobablyidunno
— Donald Trump
— Honoré de Balzac
-Albert Einstein
— Czechoslovak joke
- Charles Schultz
- Me
— Texan joke
“You all may go to Hell, and I shall go to Texas.”
— Davy Crockett
“You can tell the Lord has mercy, because he didn't cast Lucifer into Texas.”
“Why wasn't Jesus born in Texas? Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.”
“Did you hear about the fire at the Texas State Library? A shame, most of the books hadn't been colored in yet.”
“What do you call a smart man in Texas? A tourist.”
“Why do Texans have the state flag all over their car? So they can park in handicap spaces.”
“Why are there so many unsolved murders in Texas? Because everyone has the same DNA.”
“How many UT freshman does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They can't—it's a senior course.”
“The dumbest Texan moved to Oklahoma. The average IQ was raised in both states.” (I like this one in particular.)
— Islamic extremist phrase
--Fran Lebowitz
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/30261-in-real-life-i-assure-you-there-is-no-such
1+ 2 = 3
Algebra + Real Life = A Thing
-John Von Neumann
— Herbert Hoover
— Carol Burnett
— Mark Twain
-Erwin Rommel, WW2 general
-Chuck Yeager
-Erwin Rommel
(he was a Nazi)
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
"The decision of one man, to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean, of the Ukraine. Iraq too. Anyway — I'm 75."
Classic Bushisms.
-One of my friends
- Muhammad Ali Jinnah
-Jay Baer
- unknown, often attributed to Jeff Bezos or Tom Clancy
- Jon Arbuckle