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I was raised by a con artist, so I know one when I see one.
Fiona
You like boys. Maybe I like girls.
Svetlana
You're not trying to look at my d*ck, are you?
Ian
You say that again, I'll rip your tongue out of your head.
Mickey
I had no idea people I knew could die.
Debbie
I'm not homeless, I told you. I have a home. I'm just not welcome there.
Frank
I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.
Lip
No, no, I'm not. I'm not even thinking about your d*ck... in my dad's mouth. I'm not.
Jimmy
Watch out, 6th grade. Third time's the charm.
Carl
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I thought that's what you ladies wanted. A shared housework, wage equality, and all that Hunger Games, Lady Gaga girl power sh*t!
Kevin
So what if she wouldn't put on the d*mn dress? Girls wear pants, Debbie.
Sandy
I'm sure he means well, but you need to be with people who accept you for who you are, and they're out there. You should never apologize for being you.
Monica
Nothing's ever your problem. For once, you know, make something your problem.
Mandy
OB? I need to make an appointment with a vet. I'm having a d*mn litter!
Veronica
Everyone's beautiful on the inside. Way, way inside.
Sheila
Ever try to play pool with a rope?
Karen
The good parts of love are so good, you're willing to suffer an unbelievable amount of pain just to get to them. That's why I have been married three times and engaged 12.