Misheard Lyrics
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Correct Lyrics
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Bald headed woman / Bald headed woman to me (Bee Gees)
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More than a woman / More than a woman to me
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Excuse me while I kiss this guy (The Jimi Hendrix Experience)
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Excuse me while I kiss the sky
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Hold me closer, Tony Danza (Elton John)
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Hold me closer, tiny dancer
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I want a piece of David (The Ramones)
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I wanna be sedated
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It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not (Bon Jovi)
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It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not
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Now bring us some friggin’ pudding (Traditional)
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Now bring us some figgy pudding
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She's got style, she's got grace, she's a wiener (Tom Jones)
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She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner
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Smell like a cow, I’m lost and I’m found (Duran Duran)
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Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
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There’s a bathroom on the right (Credence Clearwater Revival
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There's a bad moon on the rise
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There’s nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do (Toto)
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There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
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Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night (Bruce Springsteen; Manfred Mann’s Earth Band)
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Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
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You ain’t never pornographic and you ain’t no friend of mine (Elvis Presley
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You ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine
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