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I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me.
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Terrence Jeffords
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If I die, turn my tweets into a book
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Gina Linetti
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Hello unsolved case. Do you bring me joy? No, because you’re boring and you’re too hard. See ya.
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Norm Scully
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Great, I'd Like Your $8-Est Dollar Bottle Of Wine, Please.
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Jake Peralta
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Those are my tissues, Raymond. If you were planning on sneezing, you should have brought your own.
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Madeline Wuntch
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Cause I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself. I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself
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Rosa Diaz
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Right, but they're not choking. They're experiencing airway trauma. Ooh, how about, "Better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture"
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Kevin Cozner
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No, no, no, I don't mess with computers, okay? Ever since I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail, I was like, no thank you. I'm done with this
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Adrian Pimento
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Look, even though I am a scorpion, I will never drown your adorable little frog ass. So that's what I had to say. I'm sure I'll see you again at some point.
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Doug Judy
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It's not that weird to say, "may I have some cocaine?"
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Amy Santiago
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Oh, God, they're gonna shut this precinct down and separate me and Jake. Our friendship is over. If he doesn't see my face every day, he'll forget who I am. He's like a goldfish.
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Charles Boyle
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By the power vested in me by the state of New York, I'd like to announce that your honeymoon vacation request status has officially been moved from pending to approved. You're married. You may kiss the bride.
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Raymond Holt
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You can't live in fear. Don't want to spend every moment worried about Dengue or black mold or those weird spots on the MRI they found on your brain.
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Michael Hitchcock
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