Actor/Actress
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Description
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Character
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Jason Segel
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Walter's human brother and a fan of the Muppets
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Gary
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Amy Adams
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An elementary school teacher and Gary's longtime girlfriend, who is also a very capable mechanic
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Mary
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Chris Cooper
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An oil magnate who desires to destroy the Muppet Theater to get to the oil that is supposedly underneath it
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Tex Richman
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Rashida Jones
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A network executive at the CDE network
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Veronica
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Jack Black
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Animal's court-appointed sponsor and unwilling celebrity host of The Muppet Telethon
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Jack Black
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Alan Arkin
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The tour guide for Muppet Studios
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Muppet Studios Tour Guide
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Zach Galifianakis
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A homeless man who is the first audience member of The Muppet Telethon
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Hobo Joe
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Jim Parsons
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The human version of Walter
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Human Walter
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Steve Whitmire
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A pragmatic frog who is the straight man protagonist and de facto leader of the Muppet ensemble
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Kermit
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Steve Whitmire
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Bunsen's lab assistant who performs ill-fated experiments which often results in him getting seriously injured
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Beaker
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Steve Whitmire
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An elderly and grouchy gentleman who constantly heckles the Muppets from the audience, specifically from an upper balcony box
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Statler
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Steve Whitmire
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A sly brown rat from the inner city
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Rizzo
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Steve Whitmire
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A dim-witted pig possessing traits of a stereotypical leading man, with wavy blond hair, a manly cleft chin, and a high opinion of himself
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Link Hogthrob
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Steve Whitmire
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The trumpet player for the Electric Mayhem
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Lips
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Steve Whitmire
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The bespectacled newsman for The Muppet Show, who tries to deliver the news with accuracy, but is visibly flummoxed on camera by the day's latest bizarre story or interview
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The Muppet Newsman
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Eric Jacobson
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A temperamental diva pig who is the Muppets' break-out and "authentic superstar"
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Miss Piggy
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Eric Jacobson
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A naive, comically-disinclined bear
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Fozzie
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Eric Jacobson
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A savage, frenzied drummer for Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
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Animal
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Eric Jacobson
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A patriotic bald eagle and the group's self-proclaimed delegator of conservative values
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Sam Eagle
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Eric Jacobson
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A flamboyant musician that wears a frilly, multicolored shirt
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Marvin Suggs
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Dave Goelz
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An eccentric hooked-nosed stunt performer and performance artist
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Gonzo
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Dave Goelz
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An inventive, yet aloof scientist who frequently performs science experiments and invention demonstrations that typically go awry and has an "affable cluelessness" whenever his assistant, Beaker, is a victim of these presentations
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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
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Dave Goelz
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A teal, balding saxophone player with dark glasses and a high-crowned blue felt hat, and was generally a laid-back fellow of few words
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Zoot
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Dave Goelz
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The backstage janitor and stagehand of indeterminate species
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Beauregard
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