Interesting Quotes - Page 22

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Small minds discuss people. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas.

- Henry Thomas Buckle

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To anyone I've offended, I just want to say: I reinvented electric cars and I'm sending people to Mars in a rocket ship. Did you also think I was gonna be a chill, normal dude?

- Elon Musk

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People will forget what you said. But people will never forget how you made them feel.

- Unknown. Incorrectly attributed to Maya Angelou.

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Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive.

- Andy Grove, former CEO of Intel

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Comparison is the thief of joy.

- Unknown

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Level 42

Feb 14, 2023

"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity"

- Seneca

Level ∞

Oct 28, 2023

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

-Hesiod

+12

Level 57

Feb 15, 2023

"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way So I stole someone's bike and asked God for forgiveness."

- George Washington, probably

Level 59

Feb 18, 2023

I also asked god to give me the power of prophecy to learn of the future invention of the bike. - George Washington, probably

Level 64

Feb 16, 2023

Been long enough, finally new quotes!

Level 59

Feb 18, 2023

"The victor is not victorious if the vanquished does not consider himself so."

-Roman Poet (Search it up, it's someone)

Level 51

Mar 7, 2023

Just a quick search came up with Quintus Ennius

Level 68

Feb 18, 2023

That Buckle guy had the right ideas.

Level 59

Jan 15, 2024

And you are discussing a person lol

Level 15

Feb 23, 2023

Pink is the best color of the alphabet

-some kid ahead of me in line at a food truck. I'll call him Jimmy Jenkins.

Level 68

Feb 23, 2023

"I have not come into this world to make men better, but to make use of their weaknesses."

- Adolf Hitler, possibly

Level 60

Feb 26, 2023

106, somebody talking about the minds of people.

Level 68

Feb 26, 2023

"May God save the country, for it is evident that the people will not."

- Millard Fillmore

Level 35

Feb 27, 2023

"Look again at that dot. That's here. That's us, that's home. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives."

- Carl Sagan

Level 81

Apr 4, 2023

I know it's just my small mind talking, but Buckle sounds insufferable.

Level 64

Apr 22, 2023

Some must be warriors, so that others may live in peace.

- Mercedes Lackey

Level 60

Apr 23, 2023

“If I were a bank robber, heck, I wouldn’t rob banks. I’d rob senior centers. Grandmas are filthy rich.”

-totally not me

Level 19

Dec 14, 2023

Ive seem nore than one grandma with extremely expensive antique items. Their net worth must be worth 1,000,000 bucks!

Level 64

Apr 28, 2023

“I've missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times, I've been trusted to take the game-winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."

- Michael Jordan

Level 54

May 3, 2023

"We should never look on History as a period of peace peppered by outbreaks of war, but rather as a period of war peppered by outbreaks of peace."

― Herbie Brennan

Level 65

May 8, 2023

So all of history so far is just a period?!

Level 59

May 19, 2023

History, colorized^

Level 63

May 9, 2023

"If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary."

-Jim Rohn

Level 68

May 9, 2023

“The kings of modern thought are dumb.”

— Matthew Arnold

Level 68

May 9, 2023

“Nothing may be impartial.”

— Unknown

Level 59

May 10, 2023

Lincoln went on to taunt Shields’ pursuit of women:

"His very features, in the ecstatic agony of his soul, spoke audibly and distinctly–'Dear girls, it is distressing, but I cannot marry you all. Too well I know how much you suffer; but do, do remember, it is not my fault that I am so handsome and so interesting.'"

Level 64

May 12, 2023

A dog is a part of your world, but to a dog, you are their whole world.

-Unknown, often misattributed to Ben Boyce or Jonathan Pryor

Level 64

May 13, 2023

The best way to predict your future is to create it.

- Abraham Lincoln

Level 64

May 13, 2023

Give a computer some data, and you'll feed it for a millisecond. Teach a computer to search, and you'll feed it for a millennium.

- Jerry Kaplan

Level 68

May 16, 2023

“I don't belong to an organized political party. I'm a Democrat.”

— Will Rodgers

Level 16

May 23, 2023

“Good parenting means investing in your child's future, which is why I am saving to buy mine a hoverboard someday.”

-Lin-Manuel Miranda

Level 68

Jun 8, 2023

“Not unmindful of my son, I give all of my estate, both real and personal, to my wife, Grace Coolidge, in fee simple.”

— Calvin Coolidge's entire will

Level 19

Jun 11, 2023

"Competitions are for horses, not artists."

-Bela Bartok

Level 68

Jun 17, 2023

“The decision of one man, to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean, of the Ukraine. Iraq too.”

— George W. Bush, speaking of the Ukraine War

Level 48

Jun 29, 2023

Well firstly, the Democratic Republic of the congo probably does not shoot rockets into the earths core to try and find maple syrup for the pancakes in New Caledonia.

And secondly, Sudan is already selling water to the Netherlands, so why is Donald Trump trying to become president, because i missed Saint Lucia on countries of the world?

Level 69

Oct 12, 2023

what does this mean

Level 48

Jun 29, 2023

“Yes i can speak Mexican.

- someoneprobablyidunno

Level 68

Jul 7, 2023

“We like to troll, we like to go the night before one of their primaries, we do a little trolling, it's called we do a little trolling.”

— Donald Trump

Level 68

Jul 25, 2023

“A society of atheists would immediately invent a religion.”

— Honoré de Balzac

Level 64

Jul 29, 2023

Creativity is inspiration having fun.

-Albert Einstein

Level 68

Jul 29, 2023

“Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Yes? Well socialism is exactly the reverse.”

— Czechoslovak joke

Level 65

Jul 30, 2023

"If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France." - Nicolas Chamfort

Level 64

Aug 5, 2023

"Don't worry that the world will end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

- Charles Schultz

Level 64

Aug 5, 2023

Monopolies aren't good, but they sure are convenient.

- Me

Level 68

Aug 8, 2023

“The one difference between Hell and Texas is that Texas is above the surface of the Earth.”

— Texan joke

Level 68

Aug 8, 2023

Similarly…

“You all may go to Hell, and I shall go to Texas.”

— Davy Crockett

Level 68

Aug 8, 2023

More Texas jokes…

“You can tell the Lord has mercy, because he didn't cast Lucifer into Texas.”

“Why wasn't Jesus born in Texas? Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.”

“Did you hear about the fire at the Texas State Library? A shame, most of the books hadn't been colored in yet.”

“What do you call a smart man in Texas? A tourist.”

“Why do Texans have the state flag all over their car? So they can park in handicap spaces.”

“Why are there so many unsolved murders in Texas? Because everyone has the same DNA.”

“How many UT freshman does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They can't—it's a senior course.”

“The dumbest Texan moved to Oklahoma. The average IQ was raised in both states.” (I like this one in particular.)

Level 68

Aug 8, 2023

One more… what's the difference between the Longhorns and some cereal? Only one belongs in a bowl.

Level 68

Aug 19, 2023

“After Saturday comes Sunday.”

— Islamic extremist phrase

Level 48

Sep 22, 2023

Sure its not thursday?

Level 34

Aug 22, 2023

“In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ”

--Fran Lebowitz

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/30261-in-real-life-i-assure-you-there-is-no-such

Level 64

Aug 26, 2023

X + Y = Z

1+ 2 = 3

Algebra + Real Life = A Thing

Level 64

Aug 26, 2023

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

-John Von Neumann

Level 68

Sep 2, 2023

“All men are equal before fish.”

— Herbert Hoover

Level 68

Sep 2, 2023

“Comedy is tragedy plus time.”

— Carol Burnett

Level 68

Sep 12, 2023

“It is human to like to be praised, one can even notice it in the French.”

— Mark Twain

Level 64

Sep 23, 2023

Add new quotes!!!

Level 64

Sep 24, 2023

In the absence of orders, find something and kill it.

-Erwin Rommel, WW2 general

Level 64

Sep 24, 2023

The first time I ever saw a jet, I shot it down.

-Chuck Yeager

Level 64

Sep 27, 2023

Gentlemen, you have fought like lions and been led by donkeys.

-Erwin Rommel

(he was a Nazi)

Level 73

Sep 29, 2023

"Yesterday, you made note of my—the lack of my talent when it came to dancing. But nevertheless, I want you to know I danced with joy. And no question Liberia has gone through very difficult times"

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."

"The decision of one man, to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean, of the Ukraine. Iraq too. Anyway — I'm 75."

Classic Bushisms.

Level 73

Oct 7, 2023

Oops, didn’t see Qyz’s

Level 56

Oct 11, 2023

I don't know if the quote will be Jetpunk-acceptable, but you should really post the letter of the Zaporizhzhian Cossacs to Sultan Mehmed IV

Level 22

Nov 8, 2023

“ Philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie. Common sense is knowing that it isn’t.”