Terrible Jokes — Click Quiz

Why are jellyfish such terrible lovers?

A student asks his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. The teacher replies with “Sing the alphabet first” The boy then sings “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ”. The teacher then asks “Where’s the P?” The student replies with…

Friend 1 to Friend 2: “Hit me up later bro!” Then later…

What did the drunk man say after losing his Ford car?

Can just one bird tango?

I heard McDonald’s has been killing bugs and frying them into this new food item.

Why would it be dangerous to scramble neon?

A man stumbles across a traffic light that is stuck on red and will never turn green. He then texts his friend, who repairs traffic lights, but unfortunately…

Vatican City has won the best flag contest.

What did one piece of paper say when he saw another piece of paper being split in half?

My friend once told me about the time he vandalized tombstones.

An angry man intentionally tipped over a large container full of venomous snakes, which later killed him.

I’ve heard that boron is the lamest element.

A guy asks a girl “What is your birthday?” The girl replies with “March 1st”.