Statistics for Terrible Jokes — Click Quiz

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General Stats

  • This quiz has been taken 157 times
  • The average score is 13 of 15

Answer Stats

HintAnswer% Correct
I heard McDonald’s has been killing bugs and frying them into this new food item.French flies.
92%
Can just one bird tango?No, but toucan.
91%
A man stumbles across a traffic light that is stuck on red and will never turn green. He then texts his friend, who repairs traffic lights, but unfortunately…He was left on red.
90%
I’ve heard that boron is the lamest element.Because it is a portmanteau of boring and moron.
89%
Why are jellyfish such terrible lovers?They’re heartless.
89%
I heard about a guy whose hair randomly turned gray.He’d rather dye.
84%
Vatican City has won the best flag contest.Fair and square.
82%
Friend 1 to Friend 2: “Hit me up later bro!” Then later…He got punched in the lower jaw.
82%
A guy asks a girl “What is your birthday?” The girl replies with “March 1st”.He then started walking like a soldier.
82%
What did the drunk man say after losing his Ford car?I’ve lost my Focus.
82%
A student asks his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. The teacher replies with “Sing the alphabet first” The boy then sings “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ”. The teacher then asks “Where’s the P?” The student replies with…Running down my leg!
81%
An angry man intentionally tipped over a large container full of venomous snakes, which later killed him.He kicked the bucket.
80%
What did one piece of paper say when he saw another piece of paper being split in half?RIP.
80%
My friend once told me about the time he vandalized tombstones.It was a grave mistake.
76%
Why would it be dangerous to scramble neon?Then there would be none.
74%

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