Why should I believe you and Lincoln? Both your anwser and Lincoln's quote is on the internet, and according to Lincoln, we shouldn't believe everything on the internet. This quote is an paradox.
@NeilVedwan, Well I was told not to believe everything I see on the internet so I'm not going to believe your not believing of Mr. Lincoln. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Neodymium, Well I was told not to believe everything I see on the internet so I'm not going to believe your lack of belief of lack of belief of lack of belief of Mr. Lincoln.
@Quizbyquiz, I was told not to believe everything I see on the internet so I'm not going to believe your lack of belief of lack of belief of lack of belief of lack of belief of Mr. Lincoln.
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act
2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce
So, I realized my science teacher (yes I am quite young) used Quote #2, but he found a longer version of it. The one he showed me was:
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to use it in a fruit salad. Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie."
Suggestion for the next quote: “On any given day, a given circumstance, you think you have a limit. And then you go for this limit and touch it, and you think, ‘Okay, this is the limit.’ And so you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your determination, your instinct, and the experience as well, you can fly very high.” - Ayrton Senna
"Never let the facts get in the way of a good story."
It has been attributed to Mark Twain.
Also, fact 4 means I shouldn't trust this website or even the quote itself
:O
"Don't believe everything on the internet, even if there is a quote with a name or picture beside it"
-Abraham Lincoln, False quote
oh wait
"Joke"
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act
2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce
But it's on the internet, so... maybe he did?
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to use it in a fruit salad. Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie."
-Possibly Miles Kington